Epilogue
Epilogue

I've been back on home soil for a few days now. As much as I love to travel, its always good to be back where my heart is. Looking back on Ireland, there are a few things I feel need more elaboration.

The People

Everywhere we went we encountered friendly people with welcoming smiles. And their voices...always the Irish lilt in their voice. To some it sounds like a foreign language - totally not understandable. To me it is music. Oh, in Dublin we encountered many other accents from across Europe and the Middle East. In fact, the folks at Mattie's told us that Dublin is no longer really Irish. I guess in many ways they are right. But for us Americans, it's all still Irish.

While the hustle and bustle are much different from home, I would not say that it's really different from any large American city, say New York or San Francisco. People in a hurry to get somewhere, whether it's a pub or to shop. And in Dublin I saw only one busker (actually a trio playing what sounded like 20's music, you know "Abode oh doh", like that) where in Glasgow and Edinburgh, they were on every block. Not sure why the difference.

The History

I, along with many Americans I think, tend to think of ancient Ireland as a pastoral land of quiet people tending their sheep, the Land of Poets and Saints. Or, as one of my favorite maxims goes "God invented beer to keep the Irish from conquering the world". The truth is that pre-Christian Ireland was a land of savage kings who counted their wealth in, among other things, the number of slaves they owned. In fact, those people tending the sheep, the shepherds, were, for the most part, slaves. Saint Patrick himself, born a Roman Britain, was captured at age 16 by Irish raiders and spent six years as a slave herding sheep, hungry, naked and alone on the slopes of Slieve Mish (today known as Mt Slemish).

Some of the oldest known human dwellings, found at Carrowmore in County Sligo, date from the late Neolithic to the early Bronze Ages. Of Bronze Age Ireland, little is known. However, it was during this time that many of the barrows and stone circles (such as the Ballynoe Stones) were constructed.

At the close of the Bronze Age, Ireland saw the arrival of the Celts (that's Celts like Kelts, not the basketball team) from Gaul (modern day Brian BoruFrance). The Celts brought with them one major advantage - Iron. Within a few hundred years, the Bronze Age culture had all but disappeared. The expanding Roman Empire never invaded Ireland and were thwarted in conquering Scotland, both of which remained the last major bastions of the Celtic culture. Around 795 the Vikings first appeared in Ireland and they established a fortress at the present site of Dublin in 852.

The following is a timeline of the major events in Irish History. All dates are AD.

The Penal Laws which affected Irish Roman Catholics and Protestant dissenters (including Presbyterians) were some the most repressive laws against free people ever enacted. Though it is not possible to compare them directly to the Apartheid laws passed in South Africa, they were at least as egregious if not worse.

The Religion

It is difficult to dissociate Ireland's history and religion, but I'll try. Legendary history of Ireland has it that among the earliest inhabitants of the island were the Fir Bolg. The Fir Bolg were then defeated by the invading Tuatha Dé Danann (literally, The Children of the Goddess Danu)The Aes Sidhe who came from north (or possibly the west) of Ireland. The were, in time, defeated by the Milesians who came from Iberia (present day Galicia and Northern Portugal). (These were probably the Celts from Gaul.) The Melisians defeated three of the Tuatha Dé Danann's goddesses, one of whom was known as Ériu, from whom present day Eire takes it's name.

After their defeat, the Tuatha Dé took refuge in the barrows and mounds of Ireland where they still dwell today. Known as the Aes Sidhe (literally The People of the Mounds), they have slipped into Irish legend as the wee people, the Fairies.

Christianity in Ireland actually dates to before the 5th century. Pope Cilistine sent Palladius to be the first Bishop of the Irish Christians in 431 St. Patrickbut he was soon banished by the King of Leinster. Saint Patrick arrived possibly as early as 432 or as late as 460 and proceeded to Christianize most of the north of Ireland.

In 1171 Henry II, with the support of the Irish clergy, declares himself King of Ireland at the Rok of Cashel. This paved the way for Protes­tantism when, in 1536, Henry VIII broke from the Catholic Church and declared himself Head of the Church of England and the Church of Ireland. Many Irish continued to worship as Catholics until the defeat of the Irish by William of Orange at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690. Beginning in the early 17th century, a series of Penal Laws were enacted that severely limited the rights of Catholics and descenting Pres­byterians to hold office and even to vote or own property. It would not be until 1920 that these laws were fully repealed and Catholicism would be allowed to be openly exercised.

The Food

It is probably quite evident that one of my major highlights in travel is the food. Northern Ireland being British, you can expect every meal to include peas (what we refer to as English peas) and carrots. And in Ireland, you can expect a healthy serving of potatoes as side dishes in many forms - mashed, champ (mashed with green onions), chips, wedges, twisters, garlic fries (toasted garlic) and chili fries (with a sweet Tai chili sauce). Other sides include root veggies - rutabegas, turnips, beets, etc.

If you want a cold drink, I would suggest a beer, particularly a Guinness. If you ask for a cold drink or ice water (if you don’t say “Ice” it’ll just be water), expect maybe two ice cubes. And order “iced tea” at your own risk - expect a hairy eyeball from your waitperson. And the concept of “sweet tea” is as foreign as grits.

Here’s a list of typical items you might find on a menu.


So, as at home, I find breakfast to be my favorite meal of the day. (Perhaps it’s because it’s been so long since supper.) A bowl of porridge, a rasher of bacon (Irish), some sauteed mushrooms and a cup of Americano and I’m set for the day…at least until lunch.

Anytime you can find an interesting seafood dish, you will probably be pleased. No place in Ireland is more than 140 miles from the sea so all of the seafood is fresh. Species that are commonly found on the menu are cod, haddock, halibut, flounder, bass, turbot, pollack, skate and plaice (a cheap but delicious flat fish). Fresh water salmon and trout should not be overlooked, especially the wild variety. And don’t forget shrimp, often billed as prawn or scampi, whether they be large or cocktail size.

Though there are sheep everywhere, I found few lamb dishes on the menu. In fact, I did not find it on any menu where we ate. On my original trip to Ireland, I had lamb chops at the Barge Inn that were among the best I’ve eaten…period. So, if you find it, I’d suggest you try it.

The Music

Certainly one of the reasons to visit Ireland is its music. Here are samples of the music that I recorded while there. Recording live music in an Irish pub has its challenges. There is a constant background of patter known as craic (pronounced crack).

For Ireland I'll Not Tell Her Name


The Tennessee Waltz


Pleasant and Delightful (The Larks They Sang Melodious)


The Bells of St. Patrick's Cathedral


The Fairy Garden at the Cottage


The Driving

My friend, Pam, asked how the driving in Ireland compared to my experience in Italy. (Click here for my discussion on this.) First I'll say that they are WORLDS apart. It's not just driving on the left or shifting gears with the wrong hand, it's the attitude of the drivers. I drove in Ireland for eight days and was only cut off once! Drivers actually see the traffic signs, lane lines and speed limits as rules, not just suggestions...well except maybe for the speed limits. The drivers are much more courteous though; while I never received the one finger salute, I did receive a couple of thumbs up that appeared to be more sarcastic than "atta boy". And there are significantly fewer motor cyclists and scooter drivers and even bicyclists, most of whom still seem to think that the road rules only apply to them loosely. Would I rather drive on the right side of the road with an automatic shift in Sicily or on the wrong side of the road with a straight shift in Ireland? Hands down, the answer is Ireland.

Here are few tips should you find yourself driving in a country that is British or was once a member of the Empire (including some Caribbean islands).
I hope that these tips result in a more pleasant trip rather than a cancelled one. Driving on the wrong side of the road, once you are acclimated, can actually be a rush. However, you should cover yourself from damage. I use a credit card that provides the extended coverage as long as I am listed as the primary driver (even covering secondary drivers). Or you can opt for full coverage. On the Ireland trip, I leased a Nissan Qasquai (equivalent to a Rogue Sport SUV) for $27 a day. The full coverage insurance, unfortunately, is about $90 a day. It is your choice, but in all of my years of leasing cars in foreign countries, including Scotland, England and Ireland (left lane) I have had only one damage incident. It actually happened on this Ireland trip. It appears that someone (probably leaving Mattie's Pub after several Guinnesses) backed into the drivers side door. I walked away with no cost.

Good luck...and good driving.

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